Rabbit, RUN!! (Update)

The Uber-Rabbit, Herman

This post isn't about Milo doing anything awesome or me coming to some incredible realization about motherhood or human relationships or the beneficence of the universe.  It's about this big fucking rabbit, which happens to be real.  This thing is not photoshopped.  If you have no idea what I'm talking about because the picture you see is a creepy green frowny face (and you care enough), check out this link: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/giantrabbit.asp.  Just in case you don't believe me, shall we consult snopes.com?

The "photograph and accompanying information were taken from a 3 February 2006 New York Post article.  The critter pictured is Herman, a German Giant hare belonging to German breeder Hans Wagner.  The extraordinarily large hare weighs 17 lbs., measures 17 inches high on all fours, and stands over three feet tall on his hind legs."

Let's hope that standing on his hind legs is not a prelude to Herman committing some sort of horrific Godzilla-type reign of destruction, causing tornadoes with every twitch of his mighty nose, raining down enormous turds on the fleeing, shrieking masses.  Also, why is Hans Wagner wearing a Cosby sweater?  Well, maybe it's angora...