Sunrise, Sunset

Look at this little worker bee

So, all of a sudden, it's like Geppetto's house up in here.  Milo's a real boy!  He's sitting upright (with a little help, but still), he's bouncing around like a maniac in his jumperoo and will be starting to experiment with actual food, a.k.a. rice cereal doused in formula.  Delish!

I know he's still the same kid he was last week, but somehow, seeing him sitting in that little chair and offering him something other than a bottle changes my perception of him enormously.  I mean, I know we're not sending him off to college or anything, but it seems like suddenly he's this little person who has distinct preferences -- like sucking on the index and middle fingers of his right hand and laughing when I do a goofy dance to Der Kommissar (oh, wait, maybe that's my preference) -- and it's all just a matter of time before he becomes an avid environmentalist and demands that we reduce our carbon footprint or wants to do some sort of summer Outward Bound program. 

I bite my thumb at you!

It's just odd.  You bring this child forth out of nothingness and you say you're going to try not to project too much onto him.  But of course, just the way you raise him is an act of projection.  Ben and I talk to him non-stop; he's surrounded by music and singing; he shouldn't be afraid of animals considering what a zoo it is around here; we read to him as much as his attention span allows; it's just the picture of silliness most of the time, although I think we can be firm when it's called for, as well (if he's tired and he needs a nap and is all bleary and rubbing his eyes and he makes a fuss, tough luck; ten minutes of kvetching or crying never killed anybody).  And all of this notwithstanding, he might grow up and want to get an MBA.  What are you going to do?

A Transcription...

...of a recent conversation between me and Ben, to/about Milo:

Ben: You're going to be a genius, buddy.

Me: No pressure.

Ben: Yeah, either you are or you aren't.

Me: As long as you're curious.

Ben: It's even OK if you're bi-curious.

Milo: [gives us both a pitying smile]

P.S.

Just FYI: I recognize the high crazy factor in the last post.  People with two or more kids surely know that it's totally kimpossible to focus on one kid all the time.  Or focus on anything, ever, really.

I may be guilting out and wondering how much attention is enough attention (or possibly too much attention, honestly) because my own mom so had it together as a mom -- she packed our lunches every single day, like, through high school; did our laundry; cooked a kick-ass dinner every night; kept her monthly budget on the fridge (clean lines for the rows and columns drawn with a ruler); was, all around, the picture of assured competence.  Maybe she didn't feel like she had it together, and I'm sure it was far more of a challenge than she ever let on, but my mom mommed like Ginger Rogers danced: she did it backwards and in heels and made it look easy.

Louis, Louis...Oh, No

Why do all my damn hats have ears on them?

One of the things I've been grappling with of late is summed up by the Louis C.K. quote, "It's hard having kids, because it's boring."  Now, don't get me wrong; hanging out with Milo is basically the highlight of my existence, however, if I were to tally up the minutes a day that I am either sitting on the floor or the bed with him, lifting him out of or buckling him into some sort of chair or swing or jumper, cleaning one end of him or another, feeding him or telling him from the other end of the room that I will be feeding him shortly (as if that has any calming effect), or waiting for him to awaken from a nap so that we can go somewhere...well, that would be approximately eleven hours worth of minutes.

And, man, he flashes me all manner of amazing smiles in that time.  He giggles and coos.  He smells good and can disarm me totally when he leans his sleepy head on my shoulder.  The kid has all sorts of moves that just melt me.  I root for him to do new things, and I am amazed by the things about him that already seem to be consistent and really rather pleasant personality traits. 

But what about when he's not being awesome?  And I'm not really talking about when he's being cranky or difficult.  What about when he's just looking up at something and gnawing on his fist?  I have, up until this point, sort of felt guilty if he's up and in my line of sight (i.e. if I'm not throwing another load of pukey bibs in the washing machine or heating up another mug of coffee) and seemingly paying attention to me, but I want to check my e-mail or read an article or, God forbid, watch a t.v. show.  Am I going to ruin him?  Musn't I be singing the alphabet song or explaining string theory or some such?  Is every moment supposed to be educational and stimulating?  Must I be in babyland for every minute that I am with him, or can I, within the realm of reasonable, safe mothering, watch an episode of What Not To Wear without feeling like I should call Child Protective Services on myself?

Tough parental negotiations here on the homefront, people.

How Did I Ever?

Somebody wins the biggest bib contest

How did I ever live without this little guy?

Milo spent the day with his Grandma today.  Like, the whole day.  Ben took him up there this morning when he left for work, and my boys still aren't home yet.  And while it was really nice to veg out and have the day to myself -- and even though it was so simple getting myself out of the car and into wherever and getting things done without worrying whether Milo would have a warm bottle or whether I would have to change him in a public restroom with those 90mph Dyson hand-dryers scaring the bejesus out of him or whether he was warm enough or too sweaty or taking a crappy nap or not napping at all -- I felt completely without a sense of purpose. 

How odd. 

Going places by myself and just getting things done used to be the norm.  Now, I feel like one of the lamps on a timer that used to go on in my grandmother's living room when darkness fell; I'm just ready to see Milo, and no doubt will light up when I see him, even if he's a total cranky-pants.

He's kinda magic.

Repetitive Motion

Sometimes, while washing bottles for the fourth time in a day, or unloading the dishwasher, or folding laundry (why do all the things I do make it seem like I'm a 1950's housewife?), I try to do the math on how many times in a lifetime I will do such tasks.  How many times will I wash my hands?  Take out the trash?  Straighten a pile of crap on the table or slam a car door?

Wait, what are we looking at?

Probably not worth thinking about, but now the repetitive motions of my day include changing Milo's diaper, feeding him, putting him down for a nap or just picking him up and holding him while walking from room to room.  And there is a new dimension to these movements because, although there's obviously some utility to them, there's a difference between doing them and putting away forks and spoons.  First, there's the tenderness quotient.  Taking the opportunity to kiss the Moosh's belly while changing his diaper adds a layer of meaning to an otherwise ordinary task.  And also, I'm almost always aware as I do these things that I won't be doing them for too very much longer.  Newsflash: he won't be a baby forever.  Won't be in diapers; won't clutch my hand when having a feeding; won't look at me with eyes that at once seem to see me with such freshness and sweet familiarity.  

Someday, he will be pimply and sullen, and won't want to look at me at all when he finishes up at the orthodontist's office with a bad freakin' attitude just in time to get dropped off at school to change for gym class.  But until then, I'll just continue to take pleasure as much in the 478th time of doing things with Milo as with his first times -- the rolling over, the new vocalizations, the gurgle-giggles -- and try to pay such close attention, because each time something happens, that's one less time it's going to happen, and I'll sure miss it when it's gone.

The Big Roll

You can do it!

Never thought I'd say it, but sometimes I feel like Bela Karolyi, the famously mustachioed Romanian-turned-American women's gymnastics head coach.  As Milo hangs out on his little mat thingy with the dangling animals, lurching his way towards turning over from his back to his stomach -- a more difficult move by far than the belly-to-back roll that he's already mastered -- I find myself clapping and saying wildly encouraging things that he probably can't understand but seems to respond to with happy little groans of effort.

Actually, Milo's attempts to gain momentum for The Big Roll also remind me a bit of The Metamorphosis, with its notoriously grotesque and heartbreaking first line: "When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin."  If you've ever watched a beetle try its darndest to get its torque on, there is a sort of tortured futility to it.  Milo, however, seems to know he can do it, and hasn't been particularly frustrated by his epic failure.  No, just kidding.  I still kind of assume he's ahead of the game if turning over is, as our doctor explained when Milo turned over for the first time at his two-month check-up, a four-month landmark.  The kid is obviously going to be a world-renowned athlete of some sort.  But no pressure.  As long as he doesn't, one day, inexplicably turn into a cockroach, I think we'll be plenty pleased.